You’re still going to get criticized, so you might as well do whatever the fuck...– Kathleen Hanna (via a-simplelittlekindoffree)
foxnewsofficial: thanks for liking my post was your reblog button not working or
2treehill: if i follow u and u follow me we are friend
ohyeselifresh: how the fuck is tomorrow monday, it was just fucking friday a minute ago.
sometimes when i see hot guys all i can think about is what theyd look like while they fuck me.
radstunts: thirteenth-zodiac-sign: bllonde: Dear tampon and pad companies: Please make your items quieter to open. Sincerely, The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you. I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet. that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
deadbydefault: Basically, if you make any move toward me or even hint that you like me, I run away..
octupac: are we on the level where i can insult u without u thinking i mean it
oddtitties: noteverysmileisrealxo: feistily: I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me. I don’t want to grow up. i think about this almost everyday. I think about this every single day
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
can you guys just make me famous so i don’t have to do well in school anymore
mrvvorldwide: Mom I told you not to touch my fucking Kidz Bop CDs
Hercules is definitely the sassiest Disney movie...
wild-hearts-run: First off your leading lady is all curvy and snarky. Second your villain is sarcastic and pissed off all the time. Then you literally have a chorus of these sassy bitches. Calling Meg out on her shit, “like nah uh girl, we know you’re lying! You got it bad for that boy.” Then you got the super sassy god of sass, Hermes. In conclusion, Hercules is one of my...